that's a bad idea, why the fuck not

02/12/2024

so a few weeks ago we found a post that we called bum plug and we where throwing it around and i accidently threw it over the school grounds and my friend climbed out to get it witch sparks a brain shit on disobedientfucks head he says 'lets run out of school grounds and to the woods on the other side of the farmers field' so being the fuckwods we are we said 'great idea' how autistic could we get.


the following breaktime we did it we found a break in the fence and be ran to the woods we found a cool tree and a exhaust pipe witch disobedientfuck called the master exhaust due to his latest Zelda obsession. we come back and meet my friend who was on lookout an tell him about it.


disobedient fuck tells everyone and he decides it di it again. I don't get involved in the next few cos its risky so i sit on lookout with my friend 


disobedient must have some fucking good wolf of wolf street persuasion skills to convince me to di it again but yes he does is he convinces me.


when we escape we find a cool hunting bench and i temporally loose my shoe. we breech the barbed wire and disobedient fuck is convinced he got tetanus and when we are walking back I see a teacher look at us and start walking towards us. my friends and disobedientfuck walk toward the teacher but i hide behind a bush. the teacher says James come out from behind there I think where fucked. i piss myself a bit and he says why where you in the school woods. i thing omg he doesn't know we where on the farmers field. and he says we will get a detention and the other teacher who caught us says in my ear next time go incognito because I could see you in your white shirt. fuck. 

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