some out of place people

disclaimer: everything in speechmarks is being yelled

so today i was messing around with some friends and this turd of a teacher was like shiting himself he goes 'james come sit ove hear' 'jaaaaaaaaaaames cooooome siiiit ovvvver heeeeaaarr!' so the james he is yaping about is like a realy well behaved one and it was unfare on he jut to drop shit on him. btw for some backstory we were messing om a bench at dinner and james tried to get onto the bench, i slid over to that part of the bemch so he coldent get on. this escilater to being me and another friend sliding and not letting him on. in the end we let bim on. about a minute lat theres a teacher we will call mr dickhead  and mr dickhead comes and says 'im not blind i say you messing about come sit over hear' mr dickhead is proovingly blind. i tried to explain to mr dickhead that it wasent james falt and he says 'i say it with my own two eyes'  i think he is skitsafrenic.

mr dickheads responce could be because of what happend befor. there was a student called disobedientfuck that might me usefull. so let me paint a pictur for you. 

werre in the dining room and on the next table over theres a realy shitty teacher disobedientfuck is playing catch with a tortia disobedient fuck accsidently throws the tortea a mrs shittypants. mrs shittypant looks up as if hitler is carpit boming torteas and then turnes around and looks as our table and mr dickhead comes over and says who did that (i think his mood might have been because of bis playfull breaktimes with mrs shittypants)  my bestie sais it was him and disobedientfuck eventualy owned up

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